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While traveling around Germany, one notices that most towns have a Greek or Italian restaurant, and they all kind of have the same names. How bad is that lack of fantasy?

Let's play with Select a bounding box and run this query:


Export the results as gpx and have some fun on the command line:

sed -nre 's/^name=([^<]+).*/\1/p' /tmp/greek.gpx \
   | sed -re 's/ *(Grill|Restaurant|Tavern[ae]) *//g' \
   | sort | uniq -c | sort -nr > /tmp/greek.txt

Likewise, with Italian restaurants, you can use cuisine=italian and something like:

sed -nre 's/^name=([^<]+).*/\1/p' /tmp/italian.gpx \
   | sed -re 's/ *(Restaurant|Ristorante|Pizzeria) *//g' \
   | sort | uniq -c | sort -nr > /tmp/italian.txt

Here are the top 20 that came out for Greek:

    162 Akropolis
     91 Delphi
     86 Poseidon
     78 Olympia
     78 Mykonos
     78 Athen
     76 Hellas
     74 El Greco
     71 Rhodos
     57 Dionysos
     53 Kreta
     50 Syrtaki
     49 Korfu
     43 Santorini
     43 Athos
     40 Mythos
     39 Zorbas
     35 Artemis
     33 Meteora
     29 Der Grieche

Here are the top 20 that came out for Italian, with a sadly ubiquitous franchise as an outlier:

     66 Vapiano
     64 Bella Italia
     59 L'Osteria
     54 Roma
     43 La Piazza
     38 La Dolce Vita
     38 Dolce Vita
     35 Italia
     32 Pinocchio
     31 Toscana
     30 Venezia
     28 Milano
     28 Mamma Mia
     27 Bella Napoli
     25 San Marco
     24 Portofino
     22 La Piazzetta
     22 La Gondola
     21 Da Vinci
     21 Da Pino

One can play a game while traveling: being the first to spot a Greek or Italian restaurant earns more points the more unusual its name is. But beware of being too quick! If you try to claim points for one of the restaurant with the top-5 most common names, you will actually will actually lose points!

Have fun playing with other combinations of areas and cuisine: the Overpass API is pretty cool!


Rather than running xml through sed, one can export geojson, then parse it with the excellent jq:

jq -r '.features[]' italian.json \
   | sed -re 's/ *(Restaurant|Ristorante|Pizzeria) *//g' \
   | sort | uniq -c | sort -nr > /tmp/italian.txt

«Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus the production of bullshit is stimulated whenever a person’s obligations or opportunities to speak about some topic are more excessive than his knowledge of the facts that are relevant to that topic.

This discrepancy is common in public life, where people are frequently impelled— whether by their own propensities or by the demands of others—to speak extensively about matters of which they are to some degree ignorant.

Closely related instances arise from the widespread conviction that it is the responsibility of a citizen in a democracy to have opinions about everything, or at least everything that pertains to the conduct of his country’s affairs.

The lack of any significant connection between a person’s opinions and his apprehension of reality will be even more severe, needless to say, for someone who believes it his responsibility, as a conscientious moral agent, to evaluate events and conditions in all parts of the world.»

(From Harry G. Frankfurt's On Bullshit)

Opinion Sort

In a world where it is more important to have a quick opinion than a thorough understanding, I propose this novel sorting algoritihm.

def opinion_sort(list: List[Any], post: Callable[List]):
    list: a list of elements to sort in place
    post: a callable that requires a sorted list as input and does
          proper error checking, as they should do
    if list[0] > list[1]:
        swap(list[0], list[1])
    while True:
            # Assert opinion: "It is a sorted list!"
        except NotSortedException as e:
            # Someone disagrees, and they have a good point
            swap(list[e.unsorted_idx_1], list[e.unsorted_idx_2])
    # The list is now sorted, and the callable has to agree

This algorithm is the most efficient sorting algorithm, because it can sort a list by only looking at the first two elements.

Poesia: "Fiori in primavera"

Se vuoi portarmi dei fiori in primavera

Portami dei carciofi

Che ce li facciamo a fettine sottili

Saltati nell'aglio

E con gli scarti

Facciamo il risotto

Dai, non importa che mi dai del voi

In che senso?

Eh, mi dici sempre "voi informatici", "voi tecnici", "voi..."

Lo spelling internazionale è troppo globalizzato, e volete recuperare un attimo la dimensione del posto dove siete nati e cresciuti?

Da oggi c'è questo script che fa per voi: gli dite dove abitate, e lui vi crea lo spelling a chilometri zero.

$ git clone
$ cd osmspell
$ ./osmspell "San Giorgio di Piano"
1: San Giorgio di Piano, BO, EMR, Italia
2: San Giorgio di Piano, Via Codronchi, San Giorgio di Piano, BO, EMR, Italia
3: San Giorgio Di Piano, Via Libertà, San Giorgio di Piano, BO, EMR, Italia
Choose one: 1
Center: 44.6465332, 11.3790398
A Argelato, Altedo
B Bentivoglio, Bologna, Boschi
C Cinquanta, Castagnolo Minore, Castel Maggiore, Cento
D Dosso
E Eremo di Tizzano
F Funo di Argelato, Finale Emilia, Ferrara, Fiesso
G Gherghenzano, Galliera, Gesso
I Il Cucco, Irnerio, Idice
L Località Fortuna, Lovoleto, Lippo
M Malacappa, Massumatico, Minerbio, Marano
N Navile
O Osteriola, Ozzano dell'Emilia, Oca
P Piombino, Padulle, Poggio Renatico, Piave
Q Quarto Inferiore, Quattrina
R Rubizzano, Renazzo, Riale
S San Giorgio di Piano, Saletto
T Torre Verde, Tintoria, Tombe
U Uccellino
V Venezzano Mascarino, Vigarano Mainarda, Veduro
X XII Morelli
Z Zenerigolo, Zola Predosa

I dati vengono da OSM, e lo script è un ottimo esempio di come usarne la API di geolocazione (veloci) e la API di query geografica (lenta).

Update: source code is now here.

Pensavo fosse pail,

invece ora è feltro.

Christmas songs should only ever be played on Christmas day.

In church.

At midnight.

Unless I happen to be there.

In the airport, we are not travellers. We are a captive audience with dwell time.

In other words, suckers stuck in a room where the only pastime provided is spending money and staring at advertisements selling advertisement space in rooms full of suckers like them.

Umarell /uma'rɛl/ (oo-mah-rell), n; pl. Umarells. People in a community who offer all sorts of comments to those who are trying to get some work done, but who are not doing any work themselves.

Etymology and further details

Umarell is a word that entered Italian slang in Bologna and is spreading to nearby towns, occasionally even across Italy. It comes from the Bolognese for "cute/odd little man".

"Umarells" are those people, usually retired men, who spend time watching construction works, often holding their hands behind their back, occasionally commenting on what is going on, sometimes trying to tell the workers what to do.

It's easy to find examples on the internet; the word was popularised by a blog collecting photos, which has even been published into a book.

With some Italian Debian friends, we realised that umarell is the perfect word to describe those people in a community, who offer all sorts of comments to those who are trying to get some work done, but who are not doing any work themselves.

I think that it is a word that fits perfectly, and since I'm likely going to use it blissfully anywhere, here is a page that temporarily explains what it means until the Oxford English Dictionary picks it up.

Some posts on planet made me remember of a little Canonical-related story of mine.

Many years ago I shortly contracted for Canonical. It was interesting and fun.

At the time I didn't have any experience of being temporarily hired by a foreign company, so I rang my labour union to get an appointment, to make sure with them that everything was allright.

The phone call went more or less like this:


Hello. I have received this contract for temporary employment by a foreign company and I wondered if I could book an appointment to come show it to you to see if it's all ok.

Their answer rather cut me short:

Hi. Be careful! People get temporary employment from obscure companies with the headquarters, like, in the Isle of Man, they do the job, the company disappears and they never get paid. There's bad stuff out there!

I looked at the contract, the heading said something like "Canonical ltd, Douglas, Isle of Man".

I was certain that the union people would have never understood what was going on. I politely thanked them for their time and hung up. However, to this day I still regret that I didn't insist:

Uh, yes, the company is indeed in the Isle of Man. But what if I told you that it's owned by an astronaut?

I just signed the contract and had a good time.